March 2012
Mar 1st
707 notes
Mar 1st
18,227 notes
February 2012
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
 Two pieces of fried chicken. Need a laugh? Click here!
Feb 29th
24,673 notes
Feb 29th
52,213 notes
Feb 29th
40,275 notes
Feb 29th
34,246 notes
Feb 29th
4,589 notes
Feb 29th
255,352 notes
Feb 29th
1,008 notes
Feb 29th
18,215 notes
Feb 29th
655 notes
Feb 29th
16,595 notes
Feb 29th
63 notes
Feb 29th
6,804 notes
Feb 29th
17,991 notes
Feb 29th
57,323 notes
Feb 29th
48,195 notes
Feb 29th
34,483 notes
Feb 28th
1,216 notes
Feb 28th
46,300 notes
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
Feb 28th
38,803 notes
Feb 28th
97,213 notes
Feb 28th
1,475 notes
Feb 28th
68,133 notes
Feb 28th
980 notes
Feb 28th
1,953 notes
Feb 28th
6,081 notes
Feb 28th
1,931 notes
Feb 28th
33,857 notes
Feb 28th
437 notes
Feb 28th
239 notes
Feb 27th
1,538 notes
Feb 27th
1,757 notes
Feb 27th
45 notes
Feb 27th
19,839 notes
Feb 27th
18,464 notes
Feb 27th
40,357 notes
Feb 27th
103 notes
Feb 27th
35,955 notes
Feb 27th
131,685 notes
Feb 27th
66 notes
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Feb 27th
81,361 notes
whereismyoscar: the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
Feb 27th
1,797 notes
Feb 27th
81,210 notes
Feb 26th
723 notes
Feb 26th
3,464 notes
Feb 26th
222 notes
Feb 26th
31,874 notes
Trying to jump over a fence.. →
Expectation:   Reality:  
Feb 26th
38,558 notes
Feb 26th
3,207 notes